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Nuts Demotivational Poster


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm, #150382
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am, #150269
Ugh.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm, #225470
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm, #200416
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am, #200404
Nicely done RL.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am, #262370
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm, #244006
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm, #206679
Wow I never noticed that before


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am, #88204
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm, #75920
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm, #33467
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am, #16760
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm, #192133
Did I just hear wood creaking?


DRIVE SAFE -


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm, #224863
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm, #224800
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm, #224798
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Budog

steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm, #249325
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm, #249320
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm, #249319
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm, #249318
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm, #249305
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am, #249294
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am, #249293
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm, #249292
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm, #249290
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm, #248169
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm, #248168
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a ***k and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm, #248116
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am, #248100
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am, #242581
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm, #232073
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm, #232072
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm, #230677
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm, #229895
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm, #229882
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm, #229876
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm, #229872
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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SURVIVAL -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm, #246133

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm, #246122
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm, #246118
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer




DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am, #227725
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


TORTURE - The very definition.




"Nunchucks" -


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3/5

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Moooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am, #90223
to cut him some slack.
Moooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am, #90222
Sorry had to work a double last night, couldn't find a wifi signal to steal. Mo. I don't really know where I was going with that, Chalk it up to Jamesons and quality chronic. "Canada" has been overly defensive of our homeland, I guess I was just trying
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:20 am, #90164
Sweet! Just makin sure we're on the same poter!! I'm out! School night and all....
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #90159
(mute)
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #90158
Dude you nailed it to that dumb bastard's head using a sledge hammer and a rusty railway spike. Cool.
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:09 am, #90153
Sean? Did I get the jist of the poster or was I just jabbering?
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:03 am, #90148
Uh-oh. When "mooooetc." becomes "Mooooetc." we know he's gettin' pissed (off that is). But take 'er essss, Moooooooooo, before you go all MOOOOOOOOOOOO on us. And I kinda winced too when I saw how badly MO cobberized that poor dude.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:18 pm, #90123
I can't begin to express my amusement with the comments to this point. Delightfully surreal, if you squint your brain.
MO - June 25, 2009, 10:58 pm, #90113
MOOOO I need some clarification to your last....I know you are all aboot everything Canadian but afore I get pissy w/you...splain yo self... 'cause I was defending Canada's finest...thnkx. MO(OOOOO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:25 pm, #89562
BTW Mo. I remember not so long ago a young Mo that might have made a silly comment such as Canada's. Did we call you a tard? Oh, Wait, We did.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:23 pm, #89557
By the way. Change!!!!!! I'm afraid of change.....the world as I know it is not the same as it was yesterday!!!!It's gone all funky and psychedelic and strangely more user friendly.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:21 pm, #89554
He is in the same stage I was when I first came here. He feels he needs to defend Canada, Not realizing that we are widely accepted on this site. Also he doesn't seem to get Sean's humor and to be honest sometimes Sean gets one over my head as well.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 3:31 pm, #89483
I think that guy must be one of the CanadiENS...not really one of mooooooo or Sean's kin.
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:14 pm, #89454
Canada? You can't be that dumb, can you? You'd better bring a lot more brains to this "gunfight." Which is in turn what the poster implys. Instead of beating yourself silly with nunchucks he'd rather pull out the device in the pic. Run along now...tard.
canada - June 24, 2009, 12:03 pm, #89442
WTF does that have to do with the pic?


THE NUTS - Back away from them, and no one gets hurt!




HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




JELLY-FILLED -




INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm, #196447
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm, #196364
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196361
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

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flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm, #195867
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am, #195839
Wow. 5L


EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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SCREWBALL -


TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

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suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm, #228370
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm, #228369
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm, #228362
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm, #228361
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol


COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845




BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?


TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm, #236261
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...


IRONY - in a nutshell




DOUBLE CHOCOLATE GLAZE PLEASE -




RIOT POLICE - Riot helmet...$75.00 Riot Shield...$150.00 Scoring A Flash/Bang Nut Shot...PRICELESS




IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am, #233920
post to h** chick


THE DREAM JOB -




WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am, #234108
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!




NOT NATURAL -




THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am, #239728
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm, #226879
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm, #226739

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!




WAR - You don't know the meaning of the word.


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.23/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 6, 2010, 12:22 am, #162248
I've bought cptn whishkars several robotic chew toyz and he freaks out on everything...brave chipmunk


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am, #104534
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm, #82973
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm, #82970
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.




PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.


TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am, #238704
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm, #235809
HA HA HA!!!
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm, #235788
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am, #235770
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm, #235713
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.




SQUIRREL SAYS - You don't have any nuts


TAGS: squirrel nuts tech support
Rating: 2.18/5

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momma - June 10, 2009, 5:52 pm, #85817
thats my boy....I know he has nuts!


Relaxation -




ROSES ARE BLUE, BACON MUST FRY -


TAGS: janchallenge i m not ambivalent i m nuts
Rating: 3.88/5

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sickartist - January 26, 2010, 11:01 am, #154532
Okay Timmy. Both my personalities are schizophrenic. Sheesh
KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:40 am, #154486
Schizophrenia isn't multiple personality disorder. Wikipedia sheesh
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 12:52 pm, #154359
i laugh because it's funny AND true.f*** us, 5Lss
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 10:56 am, #154341
APT!! Apt I tell you!! 5L


SHAMWOW - When I die, I want to be cremated, put in water and soaked up in a Shamwow.


TAGS: shamwow vice love his nuts i do
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dr. Rusak - January 30, 2010, 10:11 pm, #155394
Workoholic much?
funnyman37 - January 30, 2010, 8:45 pm, #155392
I finally got some ShamWows. Step 1 complete. lol.
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 10:01 am, #149474
I want that guy to deliver the eulogy too.


RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper.


TAGS: funny humor environmental nuts
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:02 pm, #136342
That's why I drink Pepsi.
Derek - November 11, 2009, 2:08 am, #135792
You probably don't want to know that most water you drink has been in a toilet at some point in the past
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am, #135788
Allow me to chime in with an emphatic "amen," WTFO.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:10 am, #135780
Awww, c'mon. Have a big ol' swig of the koolaid & help the environment.


IS THERE ANYTHING DONUTS CAN'T DO? -


TAGS: donuts food
Rating: 3.1/5

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zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:51 pm, #243967
They can't time time travel. (The d*** glaze melts off before the flux dispersal even reaches full capacity.)


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity octomom octo mom crazy s**t wh*** nuts
Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 11:59 pm, #71905
If you don't need to say anything else, it's not postable.


DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell




YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm, #209564

lolz


LIFE -




PSSST... - Don't tell anyone, but Mrs Marden from up the street is going nuts.


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.87/5

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forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:42 am, #194335
LOL!! 5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 4:14 pm, #194248
Once you go nuts...you never...ahhh. shut up KFD. lol. 4L


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm, #138159
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am, #138073
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am, #138046
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am, #138019
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol


NEVER - bother a squirrel when he's looking for his nuts


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.45/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:41 am, #197157
It's true. Those guys get mean.


RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.




SUICIDE BOMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD - obviously Ahmed could not be here. So his wife Fatima is collecting on his behalf.


TAGS: seriously nuts
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:24 pm, #219121
too far


OBVIOUS SUBTLETY -


TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240788
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am, #240766
Oh yeah... Loving this...


Fruitcake -


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 29, 2014, 3:46 am, #255085
Whut? Just a sinister looking Sgt Oddball type I couldn’t let go of. Leavin’ the shiver stuff to LA, Sho, and the new kid, GB, but thanks for the concern, Missy.
MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:56 am, #255083
Mr. Gary? Shiver material? You sir, never 5L cease to amaze me ;)
Greeny - May 28, 2014, 10:27 pm, #255078
A little Wesson oil & a big tarp - right in the living room!
spacedog - May 28, 2014, 7:44 pm, #255077
HA! More often than not you just let them have their way with you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:12 pm, #255069
I agree with mao. However, may I suggest a bottle of Absinthe? But whatever you do DON'T DELUDE IT! DON'T DELUDE IT!
maoworks2 - May 28, 2014, 12:30 pm, #255064
How About A Beer ?


Possibilities -


TAGS: nuts shell happiness baby bowl
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:43 pm, #252589
uh...yeah
Sho - January 31, 2014, 9:20 pm, #252581
Wish there are more of these around. Another 5/f
Greeny - January 31, 2014, 7:40 pm, #252578
5 fingers of the nurse with hairy arms that does the shaving


Proof of Life -




Sprinkles -


TAGS: office indicators status quo donuts
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:31 pm, #248120
Very nice. 5 maple glazed.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 4:09 pm, #248117
They better have enjoyed ‘em. Actually, our crew is so skeletal I’d feel guilty taking any myself….when they are present….or the conference room door is open.
Silverheart - July 27, 2013, 12:51 pm, #248114
There were 2 fritters, and you enter the conference room in time to see the most worthless employees finishing them off...
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 11:46 am, #248110
There’s gotta be at least ONE apple fritter


In Pursuit -


TAGS: donuts police cops
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 1, 2013, 2:31 am, #251322
Oh, I see what you did there.


Vegan Joke #6 -




The 'Guess' Towel -




Peanuts -




Athletes -


TAGS: athletes joggers runners health nuts
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:37 am, #246274
If they do stretches in a bookstore, I'm going to, uh... stare. Not in a creepy way, but in a hey "you're the only one wearing Spandex in the building" look. Then it reminds me how out of shape I'm in.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:08 pm, #246248
Yah Let Us Be Fat .


The Great Pumpkin -




Nuts ! -




patience -




WEBSENSORSHIP -


TAGS: websense sensorship lols kick nuts
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:50 pm, #184309
Amamazazing space! Well done! 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 7:55 pm, #184081
Future Hall of Famer
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 6:37 pm, #184073

5L...no doubt in my mind.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:05 pm, #184068

nice pic, nice all around.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:52 pm, #184060
Beautiful.


Arkham Asylum -




BASIC MATH -


TAGS: peanuts quotation math children humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:54 am, #250822

My pleasure, Priss. You've hit several out of the park the past couple of days!~
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:19 pm, #250814
Thanks for the laugh lgs


Controversy at Motifake.com -




SWAT -




TRUE STORY - Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 4.33/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 4:05 pm, #225378
You should also upload this to Wherethepunis.com


SOMONE LOVES THIER DONUTS - All this cause i looked at the donut box im sorry they smelt so good


TAGS: somone loves thier donuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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templar13 - June 13, 2012, 12:52 pm, #236233
I hope that gas mask makes him stick proof...


Nutty Family -




BASEBALL -


TAGS: h** dog no hitter barry bonding peanuts cracker jacks ballpark
Rating: 3.76/5

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Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm, #131363
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm, #131361
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm, #131360
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm, #131222
LoL
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm, #131221
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm, #131220
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm, #131219
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131218
for*
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131217
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm, #131214
eew h** dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm, #131212
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm, #131207
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm, #131206
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm, #131201
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm, #131199
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm, #131193
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm, #131192
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!


TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am, #160447
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm, #160411
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm, #160410
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm, #160065
LMAO! Looks GREAT!
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm, #160057
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm, #160053
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am, #160052
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am, #160046
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am, #160031
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am, #160019
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am, #160018
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am, #160015
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am, #160014
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am, #160013
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am, #160012
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. d***, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am, #160011
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am, #160010
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am, #160009
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am, #160007
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am, #160006
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am, #160005
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am, #160003
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am, #160002
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am, #160001
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am, #160000
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am, #159999
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am, #159998
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am, #159997
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159996
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159995
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159994
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am, #159993
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am, #159991
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am, #159990
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159985
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am, #159981
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am, #159976
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am, #159969
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm, #159967
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm, #159965
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm, #159964
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm, #159963
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #159962
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm, #159961
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm, #159960
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #159959
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm, #159958
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm, #159957
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm, #159955
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm, #159953
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm, #159952
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm, #159950
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm, #159941
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm, #159940
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm, #159939
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm, #159933
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm, #159932
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm, #159924
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am, #179602
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am, #179601
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am, #179600
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm, #137036
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm, #137034
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


There You Have It -


TAGS: fruits nuts
Rating: 2.97/5

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barockeva - December 8, 2008, 7:07 am, #42766
So God doesnt hate queers then?
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:23 pm, #28776
See? There's sane religious people out there!


PEANUTS GANG - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: schulz charlie brown peanuts costume
Rating: 2.71/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 3, 2011, 6:21 pm, #226355
Rats - you're right. I probably didn't notice because I was having issues with another Motifake I was trying to create. I'd resubmit this Motifake with the corrected spelling if there's some way I can delete the misspelled one.
Verdeckt - December 3, 2011, 7:40 am, #226350
*you're


I SAID DEER NUTS - Not beer nuts. Those three heard me.


TAGS: deer nuts
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by pieman

Produceman117 - January 11, 2010, 5:51 pm, #152144
Very nice. 5.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 5:45 pm, #152141
priceless


I THINK, THEREFORE I AM . . - . . . and there's doughnuts.




BIGGER NUTS - Bigger Taste


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 2.09/5

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DOUGHNUTS - you fail spelling. Even in America, it is spelled 'Donuts'


TAGS: cops doughnuts
Rating: 1.67/5

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lolman - August 16, 2009, 10:31 pm, #108896
Seriously you fat seppo ****, why do all you yanks a**ume cos you spell it that way it's correct? seriously, please dont pro-create you dumb f***.
NREEEOW - December 25, 2008, 10:44 pm, #46761
got to teh wearhuos an ge a lfe?
ZOMGHACKS - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm, #46759
I hate language douchebags like this guy and guy below me. o no i spelin an gramerin rong wat wil i do
Tony - September 10, 2008, 1:48 pm, #20293
You fail spelling? Umm, you fail grammar. Not even gonna continue the tunnel...


NUTS - Squirrels bust 'em




ROOKIE -


TAGS: rookie donuts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:38 am, #257999
a lift of the ole coffee cup to that remark, Emilio! Too true! Lol!
EmilioDumphque - November 17, 2014, 1:24 am, #257997
"The worst doughnut in the box is better than no doughnut at all" -Me


Nuts -


TAGS: members can drive a person nuts with love mental asylum
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:39 pm, #257722
Sane? Around here? BAHAHA! Dammit now ya done gone made me pop open one of the sleeves tied behind my back...again.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:18 pm, #257674
Exactly, always wondered where do they keep the sane people...


Ball Gag -




United Nations -




Nuts -


TAGS: winter squirrels gathering nuts friends
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:41 pm, #258133
Sod, come out, you're safe. Looking for nuts, not balls.
Oldsod - November 18, 2014, 6:09 am, #258051
Hiding under the bed, moaning and whimpering.


Suspicious Findings -


TAGS: candy gummy sharks peanuts
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:48 am, #258243
the sharks had a chocolate craving---obviously female! 5 craving lions!


Pirate -


TAGS: joke pirate bar helm nuts
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 8:57 pm, #259492
2 g's and a F! I'm honoured lg.
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 8:53 pm, #259491
Thanks dizz!
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:24 pm, #259483

Waid a minnit. There's no FAVE b***on?
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:22 pm, #259482

Guffaghed and guffaghed again! 5L and fav'd
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:36 pm, #259463
Oh Priss, that's a groiner!! 5 laughing groaning lions!
MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 11:12 pm, #259445
Thank you!
MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 11:10 pm, #259444
Thanks 'cern
kirill - January 13, 2015, 12:02 pm, #259435
5
concern3 - January 13, 2015, 4:41 am, #259431
a googie 5er


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